Quote: Bagpuss123, Monday, 28 Jul 2008 16:33Has someone being saying something? Should I not have stripped off in the sunshine yesterday after a large lunch? Have I scared the neighbours?
Forget ads for vanity publishing or writing classes. At the bottom of my pages I have a google ad which reads '10 Rules for a Flat Stomach'.
Forget writing. It's stomach crunches for me.
We all know how baggy Bagpuss is...

Work that stomach! Big brother is watching you...Funnily enough, I was just thinking of going for a run and I definitely do scare the neighbours!
I'm being asked to profit from property. Sounds unlikely right now. But perhaps I should forget writing, and just buy up houses and sell them on instead...Would be a damn sight easier!!