Since this particular forum seems to have turned into an e-Bay for all, here's my pitch.
If there's any UK agent/publisher who might be interested in a novella (22,000 words) submission on the experience of growing up male today, the generation language gap,knife crime and the mentality behind last week's riots, then I may just have the completed work for you.
I also have some ideas about marketing the book, absed on its brevity and subject matter.
Just reply in a comment below.
"A,B&E", "Not In My Name" and "52FF" (flash fiction anthology) all available on Amazon Kindle
"How a psychopath makes sweet love. I can get you ringside. Royal box even."