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Tyler Wills
 11 Apr 2012, 22:41 #147281 Reply To Post
Having already downed a few power drinks, she turned around, faced him, looked him straight in the eye and said,

"Listen here, good looking, I screw anybody, any time, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door,

on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, dirty, clean . . .

It doesn't matter to me. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college and I just love it."

Eyes now wide with interest, he responded,"No kidding. I'm a lawyer too. What firm are you with?"


Anybody up for reviewing this...

This post was last edited by Tyler Wills, 11 Apr 2012, 22:42
rosefitzrobert
 11 Apr 2012, 22:43 #147282 Reply To Post
Quote: Tyler Wills, Wednesday, 11 Apr 2012 22:41
Having already downed a few power drinks, she turned around, faced him, looked him straight in the eye and said,

"Listen here, good looking, I screw anybody, any time, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door,

on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, dirty, clean . . .

It doesn't matter to me. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college and I just love it."

Eyes now wide with interest, he responded,"No kidding. I'm a lawyer too. What firm are you with?"


Anybody up for reviewing this...



haaaaaheeeeehaaaaahooooooooooooooooooo fuck yeah!
John Dylan
 12 Apr 2012, 02:30 #147298 Reply To Post
Quote: Tyler Wills, Wednesday, 11 Apr 2012 22:41
......I'm a lawyer too. What firm are you with?"


I thought he would say "politician".
karen milner
 12 Apr 2012, 08:10 #147302 Reply To Post
Quote: Tyler Wills, Wednesday, 11 Apr 2012 22:41
Having already downed a few power drinks, she turned around, faced him, looked him straight in the eye and said,

"Listen here, good looking, I screw anybody, any time, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door,

on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, dirty, clean . . .

It doesn't matter to me. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college and I just love it."

Eyes now wide with interest, he responded,"No kidding. I'm a lawyer too. What firm are you with?"


Anybody up for reviewing this...



Lol. Very funny. Is there a story that goes with it? If so, I'm up for reviewing it. Though I am very busy running a large on-line book club!
PERRY
 12 Apr 2012, 09:18 #147305 Reply To Post
Witty, sounds like a fun girl.
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