Title : Pitchforks and Pina Coladas
Read Feed: "When Derek Fitztumbleton sat down for breakfast with his wife that November Monday morning, he had no reason to believe he’d be dining with a transvestite by the end of the week. He also had no reason to believe he’d be staring at a stripper’s buttocks by elevenses..."
Author : G K Kingsley
Genre : Comedy, General Fiction
Date Uploaded : 28 March 2012
Derek, ambitious headmaster of a tiny rural school, is desperate to make it ‘big’. When his wife leaves, his quest becomes ever more urgent until only a visit from Ofsted can answer his prayers. Unfortunately, however, a flasher, a farmer and a faltering dominatrix are fated to jeopardise his plans.
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